Jewish cells will try to eat you.
Cells who owe taxes will try to avoid you.
Play as Obama. Makes Republican cells angry and upset.
Play as the moon and eat other cells
Increase your cuteness by 100% making stalker cells follow you
Gay cells will randomly feed you thereby spreading The Gay disease.
Automatically becomes the biggest cell in the game.
Some cells around you will freeze randomly.
Increases enemy cell hostility by 50%.